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PLEASE NOTE - these tests are archived here for informational purposes only and are not intended to be answered at this time.

Cyberkender's First Naming Test

Well, I finnaly got a little inspiration. So, for all of you who have been slavering for a chance to confuzle the new giver of Sarcasticlan titles, this is your chance. Remember, if you want me to actually get around to appying a title to your answers, then you need to reply to me via email. You can post to the newsgroup as well if you wish, but I shall return titles in my own fashion. Good luck and be wacky.

1- If you were to become a cartoon character from the annals of Warner Brother's history, who would you be?
2- If an alien spacecraft were to crash in your backyard, and you discovered that the pilot was the equavlent of a tipsy college party-goer, what would you do?
3- How many licks does it take to get to the center of an average class-3 planet?
4- The beer is gone, they're all out of coffee, and the boat is sinking. What do you do?
5- If you were to be a tube of paint, what sort and color would you be, and who would you want to use you?
6- A Snozzwanger charges you in your pajamas, how do you react?

CyberKenders Test 1