Snookum - TheSeaOtter - Sarcasticlan

PLEASE NOTE - these tests are archived here for informational purposes only and are not intended to be answered at this time.

What time is it, boys and girls?

If you answered "Howdy Doody time!", You're late for Carousel. If you thought of Spongebob Squarepants, then you really need to switch to Adult Swim. :>

Well, I decided to rack my brain, and try to create some new wacky questions to transmogrify into a Sarcasticlan Test. It's been awhile since my first one, and it's about time for the next

As usual, the instructions are simple:
- Answer however you feel like, however long you feel like. Bonus points awarded for creativity.

- If you've already got a Sarcasticlan title, feel free to answer the questions, but tell me you've already got one. It's supposed to be one title to a costumer.

- Always remember to pay homage to our Goddess by saying nice things about Cathe, how much you miss her posting, sending her sweets and flowers, and falling at her feet should she deign to speak with you in person....Or, barring that, just being proud of the title. :>

And on to the questions....
1. What is the weirdest, silliest word you know?

2. If you were trapped on a desert island, what three items would you take with you? (Stipulating an adequate supply of food, water, and shelter, and those items such as radios and inflatable boats are against the rules)

3. If you were to date a Muppet, who would it be and describe your first date in detail?

4. If you were going to over throw the Velvety Cloaked Mafia, how would you go about doing it?

5. Who do you most want to be at faire? Why?

6. You're attacked by a giant teddy bear. How do you deal with the situation?

7. Doctor Evil, Doctor Claw, and Doctor Robotnik team up and create an insidious device to defeat the world with. Describe it.

8. What do They say about me?

9. What do They say about you?

And please remember, this is for posterity, so try to be completely honest...

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